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A young Prussia stood grinning in front of his little brother. "Okay, pay attention, Holy Rome. I'm going to teach you the alphabet today!" he announced. The 3-year-old blond boy in front of him nodded. "Okay, bruder!"
"Let's see.... A is for awesome. Like me! I'm awesome."
"Okay."
"B is for beer. It's this really great drink! I snuck some from vatti's mug the other day. But he'll yell at you if he catches you trying it, so be careful."
"Got it."
"C is for crop! Like my crop!" Prussia grinned as he whipped out his crop. Holy Rome automatically shrank back; he'd been hit by that thing many times before."Right."
"Let's see.... d is for dogs! We have three dogs, right Lud?"
"Yeah. They're cute."
"E is for enemies. Hungary and Austria are our enemies! So whenever you see them, tell me and I'll beat them up!"
"Uhh... okay."
"F is for food! Food is almost as awesome as me."
"Yeah."
"G is for Gilbird." Prussia pointed at the bird flying in circles around his head. "I found him the other day! Isn't he cute?"
"Uh-huh. Can I touch him?"
"No. H is for Hungary. He's a really mean dude, so stay away from him, okay?"
"Yeah."
"I is for insane. Like Vatti. He's insane."
"He is?"
"Oh, yes," the albino said seriously. "J is for jerk. Austria is a jerk, Holy Rome. Remember that."
"Okay!"
"K is for ketchup. Never put ketchup on wurst, little bro. It tastes horrible." The older child shuddered before continuing.
"L is for Ludwig. That's your name, after all."
"And your name is Gilbert!"
"Yes! M is for money. Money is a great thing. You can buy stuff with it!"
"Oooh!"
"N is for no. Any time Vatti tells you to do something, say no."
"Um... are you sure about that?"
"Of course I'm sure! I'm awesome!"
"Okay..."
"O is for Ottoman Empire. He's a really scary guy who'll try to kidnap you if you leave the house. Just so you know."
"E-er..."
"P is for Prussia. That's me!" said young nation laughed before continuing.
"Q is for questions. Like, do you have any questions so far, Holy Rome?"
"Yeah."
"Well too bad. R is for Rome. He's mean, so don't talk to him."
"O-okay..."
"S is for SANTA! You know who Santa is, right!"
"Of course!"
"T is for tunic. Like, I'm wearing a tunic right now."
"Right."
"U is for.... uhhh...." Prussia considered that for a moment. "Yeah."
"What?"
"You heard me! V is for Vatti."
"Um... right."
"W is for wurst."
"I love wurst!"
"Me too, kid. X is for xantophyll."
"What's that, bruder?"
"None of your business. Anyway, y is for yucky. Like pasta, pasta is yucky. Don't ever eat it."
"Sure..."
"And z is for zero. Like you! Nah, I'm kidding." Prussia grinned down at his little brother. "And that's the alphabet! Remember it well, little brother."
"R-right..."
With that, Prussia ran off, leaving a very confused Holy Rome to ponder exactly what just happened.
"Let's see.... A is for awesome. Like me! I'm awesome."
"Okay."
"B is for beer. It's this really great drink! I snuck some from vatti's mug the other day. But he'll yell at you if he catches you trying it, so be careful."
"Got it."
"C is for crop! Like my crop!" Prussia grinned as he whipped out his crop. Holy Rome automatically shrank back; he'd been hit by that thing many times before."Right."
"Let's see.... d is for dogs! We have three dogs, right Lud?"
"Yeah. They're cute."
"E is for enemies. Hungary and Austria are our enemies! So whenever you see them, tell me and I'll beat them up!"
"Uhh... okay."
"F is for food! Food is almost as awesome as me."
"Yeah."
"G is for Gilbird." Prussia pointed at the bird flying in circles around his head. "I found him the other day! Isn't he cute?"
"Uh-huh. Can I touch him?"
"No. H is for Hungary. He's a really mean dude, so stay away from him, okay?"
"Yeah."
"I is for insane. Like Vatti. He's insane."
"He is?"
"Oh, yes," the albino said seriously. "J is for jerk. Austria is a jerk, Holy Rome. Remember that."
"Okay!"
"K is for ketchup. Never put ketchup on wurst, little bro. It tastes horrible." The older child shuddered before continuing.
"L is for Ludwig. That's your name, after all."
"And your name is Gilbert!"
"Yes! M is for money. Money is a great thing. You can buy stuff with it!"
"Oooh!"
"N is for no. Any time Vatti tells you to do something, say no."
"Um... are you sure about that?"
"Of course I'm sure! I'm awesome!"
"Okay..."
"O is for Ottoman Empire. He's a really scary guy who'll try to kidnap you if you leave the house. Just so you know."
"E-er..."
"P is for Prussia. That's me!" said young nation laughed before continuing.
"Q is for questions. Like, do you have any questions so far, Holy Rome?"
"Yeah."
"Well too bad. R is for Rome. He's mean, so don't talk to him."
"O-okay..."
"S is for SANTA! You know who Santa is, right!"
"Of course!"
"T is for tunic. Like, I'm wearing a tunic right now."
"Right."
"U is for.... uhhh...." Prussia considered that for a moment. "Yeah."
"What?"
"You heard me! V is for Vatti."
"Um... right."
"W is for wurst."
"I love wurst!"
"Me too, kid. X is for xantophyll."
"What's that, bruder?"
"None of your business. Anyway, y is for yucky. Like pasta, pasta is yucky. Don't ever eat it."
"Sure..."
"And z is for zero. Like you! Nah, I'm kidding." Prussia grinned down at his little brother. "And that's the alphabet! Remember it well, little brother."
"R-right..."
With that, Prussia ran off, leaving a very confused Holy Rome to ponder exactly what just happened.
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Top 100 Awesome Prussia Facts
Top 100 Awesome Prussia Facts
1. Prussia doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets out of the way.
2. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Prussia can throw Brett Favre even further.
3. The Prussia military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Prussia could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
4. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Prussia can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.
5. Prussia stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
6. Prussia can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one ro
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50 Things I Cannot Do To....... PRUSSIA
1. I mustn't fry Gilibird
2. Even though he would probably have been tasty
4. I mustn't show Prussia any Germancest yaoi pictures
5. Even though he would appreciate them more than Germany would
6. I mustn't constantly talk about the fact that Hungary is female around Prussia
7. I mustn't get Prussia drunk
8. I mustn't get drunk with Prussia
9. I mustn't keep reminding Prussia that technically he isn't a country anymore
10. I mustn't read Prussia's awesome diary
11. I mustn't read Prussia's awesome blog
12. I mustn't purposely look for Prussia's Teutonic knights outfit
13. After I have finished not looking for said outfit
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Reader_Hetalia Your choice 2
WARNING - Do not Read this strait down, read the first paragraph, then make a choice, after you make the choice go to that paragraph number, then enjoy, If you don't understand please go to the description and If you still don't understand don't be afraid to comment :D
WARNING 2 - If you havent read the previous One which can be posted here --> http://fav.me/d4d5ejf Please Do Not read this out of Order, You will not understand....Please read the previous one :D
~~~Previously/Now~~~
*~If your choice was to sit with america and Canada...~*
"How about you sit next to me?" America said patting the seat beside him with a s
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WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN....
I have no idea. X_x Er... I got bored, I think. XDDD
Me and my friend Came up with this... thing... together. It entertained us for a full hour. XDDD
Hopefully I didn't just start some sort of meme.... you know, like _____'s alphabet or something like that. XDDDD But it would be fun to try and find different words for each character, wouldn't it?
I have no idea. X_x Er... I got bored, I think. XDDD
Me and my friend Came up with this... thing... together. It entertained us for a full hour. XDDD
Hopefully I didn't just start some sort of meme.... you know, like _____'s alphabet or something like that. XDDDD But it would be fun to try and find different words for each character, wouldn't it?
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